You're a screaming alarm in the late afternoon,
You're more annoying than the mosquitos in June.
You're a shaky hand, dispensing mylicon drops.
You're an anxious mother, dreamin' of Wife Swaps.
You're the 13th repetition of an annoying lullaby.
You're the reason I randomly start to cry.
You're a promise of "three months and you'll be fine"
You're the reason why babysitters resign.
You're the earplugs we won't admit to.
You're a martini and prozac, I'll take two!
You're the need for a bouncy chair, a pacifier, a moby, and swing.
You're the winning argument for children after wedding bells ring.
You're a mystery to mothers,